Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
Madam President, Queen of Snark
kellinator
  • Mood: silly

What the hell?!

I'm trying to figure out when my name became synonymous with debauchery.

I mean, when I moved to Atlanta three years ago, Rick used to introduce me to people at Innovox by saying "This is Kelly -- you know, the virgin." Now I have a running argument with 10dimensions over which one of us is a worse influence on the other. I'm carrying around a bottle of rum in my trunk and I've used it to save the day on more than one occasion.

I'm trying to figure out if I'm really that much of a party animal or if I just talk a good game.
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    You know you're getting old when "too drunk to fuck" becomes "too drunk to floss."

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  • (no subject)

    You know you're getting old when "too drunk to fuck" becomes "too drunk to floss."

  • Here's a longshot

    Is anyone reading this familiar with both The Shield and Days of Our Lives? I may be doing something completely demented for NaNoWriMo, and it's…

  • Game of Thrones geekery

    I want a t-shirt that says TEAM DAENERYS and has little baby dragons climbing all over it. Also, if I were using LJ much and into making icons, I…