Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
Madam President, Queen of Snark
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Why I don't sing

Last night I was catching a ride with alanator to a Club Atlanta party and we were flipping stations on the radio. Rather, he was flipping stations and I was trying in vain to stop him from turning it off things I liked.

Then one of my all-time favorite scream-along songs came on. "Self-Esteem," by the Offspring. You know, the one that goes, "The more you suffer, the more it shows you really care... right?"

So I'm gleefully singing around, and about the time I finish the first chorus I notice alanator is begging me to stop with a look of utter pain on his face.

His comment? "I didn't know there was a cat giving birth in the car."
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