I considered this for about fifteen seconds, couldn't think of any, and wandered off to drink cheap wine.
However, my darling cousin ariedana decided I needed a little help. She made me promise to post a list if she wrote it for me.
She's in big trouble.
Reasons That kellinator Would Make A Good Girlfriend
1. She can drink you under the table.
2. She's kinky! ;)
3. She's a geek, and will probably buy as many comic books as you do.
4. She looks really good in a corset.
5. She has a good job, so she doesn't need a guy to take care of her.
6. She doesn't suffer fools gladly and will tell you what she thinks without making you guess.
7. She's easy to talk to and a good listener.
8. She's not a neat freak.
9. She's got a good southern girl's manners with a truck driver's vocabulary.
10. She's an angel, and it's hard not to love her.
(note: It's not that I'm not very flattered and honored by the list. I just didn't expect her to get so... blunt?)