Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
Madam President, Queen of Snark
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This is all my darling cousin's fault.

A few days ago reannon posted a tongue-in-cheek list of reasons she'd make a good girlfriend and encouraged the rest of us to stop dissing on ourselves long enough to do the same.

I considered this for about fifteen seconds, couldn't think of any, and wandered off to drink cheap wine.

However, my darling cousin ariedana decided I needed a little help. She made me promise to post a list if she wrote it for me.

She's in big trouble.



Reasons That kellinator Would Make A Good Girlfriend

1. She can drink you under the table.
2. She's kinky! ;)
3. She's a geek, and will probably buy as many comic books as you do.
4. She looks really good in a corset.
5. She has a good job, so she doesn't need a guy to take care of her.
6. She doesn't suffer fools gladly and will tell you what she thinks without making you guess.
7. She's easy to talk to and a good listener.
8. She's not a neat freak.
9. She's got a good southern girl's manners with a truck driver's vocabulary.
10. She's an angel, and it's hard not to love her.

(note: It's not that I'm not very flattered and honored by the list. I just didn't expect her to get so... blunt?)
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    You know you're getting old when "too drunk to fuck" becomes "too drunk to floss."

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  • (no subject)

    You know you're getting old when "too drunk to fuck" becomes "too drunk to floss."

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