Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
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What would Jesus drive?

A conversation from last weekend:

In the car:
kellinator: It pisses me off when I see someone with a fish on their car driving like an asshole. I want the bumper sticker that says "Jesus would have used His turn signals."
10dimensions: Jesus would have driven a hybrid. Or a VW bus with all the apostles! Because, you know, they could walk along when He was riding a donkey, but you wouldn't want them running trying to keep up with the bus.

Later:
kellinator: Julie and I decided that Jesus would drive a VW bus with room for all the apostles.
eaterofgodz: Well, it says in the Bible that "they were gathered together in one Accord."
kellinator: Oh. (pause) Does Accord make station wagons?
10dimensions: Dude, He's Jesus.
kellinator: Oh yeah! He fed five thousand with the loaves and fishes and I'm wondering how He's going to get all the apostles in the car?
10dimensions: It's like one of those clown cars. Apostles just keep getting out.
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  • (no subject)

    You know you're getting old when "too drunk to fuck" becomes "too drunk to floss."

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