Ever sat down to read The Two Towers and gotten to the part where Pippin and Merry are giving the others pipeweed and talking about how good the pipeweed is and trying to find pipes for the pipeweed and pulling out pipes for the pipeweed... You're like, Dude, they are totally getting stoned.
Pippin: Dude, check it out.
Gimli: (sniffs) Hey, that is some good shit.
Merry: Ever heard of Longbottom Leaf, dude? It's from Saruman's private stash.
Yeah, I'm a freak.