Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
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The latest installment in "Things That Are So Right in Their Wrongness"


Ever sat down to read The Two Towers and gotten to the part where Pippin and Merry are giving the others pipeweed and talking about how good the pipeweed is and trying to find pipes for the pipeweed and pulling out pipes for the pipeweed... You're like, Dude, they are totally getting stoned.

Pippin: Dude, check it out.
Gimli: (sniffs) Hey, that is some good shit.
Merry: Ever heard of Longbottom Leaf, dude? It's from Saruman's private stash.

Yeah, I'm a freak.
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  • (no subject)

    You know you're getting old when "too drunk to fuck" becomes "too drunk to floss."

  • Here's a longshot

    Is anyone reading this familiar with both The Shield and Days of Our Lives? I may be doing something completely demented for NaNoWriMo, and it's…

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    I want a t-shirt that says TEAM DAENERYS and has little baby dragons climbing all over it. Also, if I were using LJ much and into making icons, I…