When they have trouble finding it and get really confused, get really nervous that one of your colleagues is going to walk in just in time to hear you say something like "Don't pull that shit on me, I know damn well that Mercury's not retrograde today."
How to look like a flake
When they have trouble finding it and get really confused, get really nervous that one of your colleagues is going to walk in just in time to hear you say something like "Don't pull that shit on me, I know damn well that Mercury's not retrograde today."
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