But... I do have a passing acquaintance with words. So here's my version of the meme. Make me an icon, something that makes you think of me, and I'll write something for you. Some snarky haiku, a bio, whatever you like, I'll try to give you.
(And while I'm at it, I need an icon, hopefully animated, of the time Strong Bad drank a whole glass of soy sauce and tried to fly Bubs' concession stand. Can anyone help me out?)