Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
Madam President, Queen of Snark
kellinator
  • Mood: snarky

Snarky side up!

I got up on the snarky side of the bed today. I've even been snarking on radio advertisements.

Guy on Radio: I'd been having... difficulties being... intimate in the bedroom. My girlfriend and I were both really upset, so I went to the doctor. I found out I'm not impotent, but I have a condition that can affect men of all ages...
Me: Yeah! It's called "being a lousy lay!!"

Somebody stop me before I get it in my head that I'm funny...
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