Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
Madam President, Queen of Snark
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This isn't so wrong it's right, it's just wrong.

alanator very generously invited me over for dinner last night. Of course, that meant the two of us, not the most decisive people in the world, had to figure out what we wanted.

alanator: What do you want for dinner?
kellinator: I don't know, what do you want?
alanator: Bacon pizza.
kellinator: Dude, you can't put bacon on everything. Bacon doesn't go on pizza.
alanator: I'll put some rum on it. Then you'll like it.
kellinator: *laugh*
alanator: A bacon rum cheesecake pizza.

I couldn't help it. I laughed for like five minutes.
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