If I was a work of art, I would be Salvador Dali's Persistence of Memory.
I am a surreal landscape composed of several disjointed and bizarre components. I like to keep an eye on the time, although the very concept is fluid for me. People are never sure what they are seeing when they look at me.
Which work of art would you be? The Art Test
Trust me, this one's really nifty.
You know you're getting old when "too drunk to fuck" becomes "too drunk to floss."
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I want a t-shirt that says TEAM DAENERYS and has little baby dragons climbing all over it. Also, if I were using LJ much and into making icons, I…