So here's the "What Gritty No Nonsense Comic Book Character are You?" quiz.
The first time I took it:
You are Jesse Custer.
Jesse is as tough as they come and always willing
to prove it. He'll kick your ass for being a
jackass. Or back you up if you prove that
you're a man. An actual good guy, Jesse's word
and honor is without reproach.
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But then I went back and changed one answer and got this:
You are Spider Jerusalem.
Spider is THE journalist of the future. He smokes,
he does drugs, and he kicks ass. The drugs are
going to eventually kill him but not before he
gets his way. And his way is the demise of the
failed American dream. Although full of hate,
he cares about his city. All he wants to bring
the world is truth. Spider Jerusalem,
conscience of the City. Frightening thought,
but he's the only one we've got.
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So, in case you're wondering which answer I changed...
The question: How do you deal with problems?
Answer #1: Drink until the problems are taken care of by someone else or you are too wasted to care.
Answer #2: Run around screaming while cursing like a sailor.
Of course, neither one is completely accurate. I do both.