Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
Madam President, Queen of Snark

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“Hey, everyone, this is Kelly, reporting to you from scenic [?], which in other words means I made it back from Tenessee safely.

The trip was fairly uneventful, and the highlight, or I should say lowlight, happened in Leeds, Alabama, where I stopped for gas and an energy drink, and came back to my car to discover I didn't have my keys.

So I spent about five minutes peering in the car, checking in my pockets, and going "Shit. Shit. Shiiiiit." Until finally in frustration I went back into the store and asked the clerk for help, and she gave me my keys, which I had left on the counter.

Anyway, I hope y'all have a very happy Thanksgiving.”

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