My letter to Santa

Dear Santa,

This year I have been ~~very good~~ ~~pretty good~~ ~~kinda good~~ Well, I didn't start a land war in Asia and I didn't tell any reporters who Valerie Plame was, so I figure I'm doing better than some.

For Christmas I would like world peace and Orlando Bloom... Just kidding! Yeah, I bet you get really tired of those jokes. What I really want for Christmas is true love, a raise, and a clue, but I'll settle for a buttload of DVDs and some more alcohol. Oh, and more Homicide icons. And Homicide fanfic.

I promise to leave some cookies and coconut rum out for you on Christmas Eve. Lots of rum.

Love,
Kelly

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