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Letters to Santa

Here it is, your all-purpose, fill-in-the-blank letter to Santa. Thanks to ariedana for being my inspiration on this one!

Poll #218955 Dear Santa

This year I have been...

naughty.
3(4.8%)
nice.
3(4.8%)
mostly nice, but naughty on the weekends.
21(33.3%)
very very naughty. You need to bring me some switches. *leer*
2(3.2%)
naughty, but it was so much more fun than nice that I don't care if I don't get any presents.
14(22.2%)
nice, but it was so boring that you can skip the presents if you'll just teach me to be naughty.
8(12.7%)
I'll take the Fifth.
3(4.8%)
I got yer naughty right here!! *obscene gesture*
9(14.3%)

For Christmas I would like... (And none of that "world peace" stuff. Santa knows when you're lying.)

On Christmas Eve I'll leave you some...

cookies and milk.
7(11.1%)
rice cakes. Lookin' kinda chunky there, Santa.
0(0.0%)
breath mints.
0(0.0%)
RUM!!!!
13(20.6%)
carrots for the reindeer.
4(6.3%)
Prozac. Just in case you get the holiday blues.
3(4.8%)
porn. So you'll have something to do on the way back to the North Pole.
5(7.9%)

Anything else?

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