“You are all cordially invited to mock me for I have spent the past 20 minutes in Wal-Mart. Yeah I know what you're thinking, how dare I go to Wal-Mart in the first place, but really it wasn't my fault. My brother had given me this giftcard for my birthday or something and I found it last night, so being sick and in a bad mood I decided just the thing to cheer me up would be a brand new copy of Aqua Teen Hunger Force on DVD. So I went to Wal-Mart.
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Phone Post: phone post 18 December 2003
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