Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
Madam President, Queen of Snark

Phone Post: Hallelujah!

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“And yes,I did get Aqua Teen Hunger Force at Best Buy, which make me happy but I'm sure you're all disappointed because I was getting ready to make a phone post that rivaled the one after I got the obscene phone call in which I talked about having sex with goats and all that.

So anyway, I got it, and I feel a little guilty about getting myself something a week before Christmas, but it's not like my family is going to get me anything I want anyway, and it's time for me to be a little selfish.

I feel better now.”

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