Alan, I don't think you need to worry. I think most of us would agree that getting drunk (because really, do you think she wasn't?), getting married in a tacky Vegas chapel on a whim, then claiming that it wasn't that you were drunk, it was just that you were stupid is pretty damn skanky.
As the always-brilliant
But now at least I've been reminded that there are people who do even dumber things while drunk than I do. Thank you, Britney!