Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
Madam President, Queen of Snark
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The more things change, the more they stay the same...

Last night I had the honor of hanging out with streamweaver and cadoln and watching Smallville. The funny thing is, I've never watched Smallville regularly and hadn't seen an episode in years, yet by the end of the episode I felt completely caught up. Just like a soap opera. Wait, it is a soap opera.

But anyway, Scott, Courtney, and I were all in total agreement that Chloe rocks and Lana sucks. Then I logged on LJ and saw all of you agreeing with me. And scarcrest and I have discussed this ad nauseum. So obviously, it's time for a poll.

Poll #233552 The Chloe vs. Lana smackdown

Lana or Chloe?

Lana. Yes, I smoke crack, how did you guess?
3(9.1%)
Chloe. I can't believe you had the temerity to even ask this question.
30(90.9%)

Why does Lana suck so bad?

Because the writers don't bother to write her a decent part.
4(12.5%)
Because Kristin Kreuk is a crappy actress.
5(15.6%)
Because the character of Lana Lang sucks, has always sucked, and always will suck.
5(15.6%)
All of the above.
18(56.2%)

True or false: "Anyone who'd choose Lana over Chloe is clearly under the effects of Red Kryptonite."

True. Duh.
30(90.9%)
False. Want some crack?
3(9.1%)


Of course, this is all just academic, because we all know Clark's real one true love is Lex.
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    You know you're getting old when "too drunk to fuck" becomes "too drunk to floss."

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  • (no subject)

    You know you're getting old when "too drunk to fuck" becomes "too drunk to floss."

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