alanator called me while I was headed to Criminal Records to pick up some comic books:
alanator: You weren't always this geeky. Not when I met you.
kellinator: Yeah I was.
alanator: You were in the closet about it. You've gotten a lot geekier since you started working at that library.
kellinator: Would you still have dated me if you'd known how geeky I was?
kellinator: Fuck you!