Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
Madam President, Queen of Snark
kellinator
  • Mood: nervous
  • Music: halftime show on WSM out of Nashville (thank you, Internet)

Open letter to the Vanderbilt Commodores

All right, Vandy,

So it's halftime and you're down by three. Okay, so you're not getting your asses kicked nearly as bad as everyone in the national media said you would. But YOU'RE STILL NOT WINNING. C'mon, guys!! Get out there and play some freakin' DEFENSE!! Don't let the season end here!

And special to Matt Freije: Your NBA stock is probably depending on this, so GET OUT THERE AND KICK SOME ASS!!!

Love,
Kelly
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