"I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors, but I think that God's got a sick sense of humor, and when I die, I expect to find Him laughing."
False, and you're going to hell for even thinking it.
False. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
You mean Goddess, right?
Are you my mommy?
Can I have some candy?
EDIT: I can't believe that after I put in the ANTHRAX!! option just for her, atomicnumber51 didn't even pick it.