Elementary School Goal: Become a great actress. Or a cartoonist.
Middle School Goal: Become the first woman president and marry David Johnson. (Cute guy. Totally uninterested.)
High School Goal: Become a great writer.
College Goal: Become a brilliant professor. Get married, have children.
Grad School Goal: Ummm... not die?
Post-Grad School Goal: Get a master's of library science. Get married, have children.
New Goal: Have twenty cats.
No, really, I'm serious. I love kitties, and I think a house full of kitties will make me happy. Screw all that other stuff. I want kitties.
And getting to the twenty cats will give me goals. Like, if I want to have twenty cats I'm going to have to have money. Y'know, for vet bills and cat food and kitty treats. And a nice big house, because they're going to be indoor kitties. Yeah. I'll need a better job.
Help me name my twenty cats.