Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
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Another for the Dylan challenge. SVU, 87 words.

Just Like a Woman

"Going to a high school prom to bust a prostitution ring. What is this world coming to?" Elliot tugged at his bowtie.

"Like your little darlings are the model of innocence." Fin was resplendent in a red velvet vest. "John, where's your tux?"

"I've had four weddings. That's enough tuxedos for a lifetime."

The door opened, and all three men turned to gape at the vision entering the squadroom: a goddess in a low-cut pink ballgown, complete with tiara.

"Take a picture. It'll last longer," Olivia snapped.

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