This weekend included, in no particular order:
- The biggest, hairiest dog I've ever seen (and she is a love) and the meanest bird (and she is NOT a love)
- Stalking
photognome in the ghetto supermarket
- A hot tub full of detergent bubbles. "It's like a Calvin and Hobbes strip come to life!"
- Vodka. 'Nuff said.
- More Irish jokes than you can shake a can of Guinness at
- The Best Geek Pick-Up Line Ever: "Wanna see my minis?"
- "This isn't RetroHaven. This is GhettoHaven."
- Birthday cake!
- Badgers galore!
- PIE!!!!!
- "He thinks you're still a blonde."
- "How dorky are we?!" (this said while people yelled requests for their favorite bizarre web cartoons)
- Birthday cake!
- A very nasty gaming battle that ended with one PC pissing on the dead body of a fallen adversary
- A society matron bagging groceries (badly) at Whole Foods
- A discussion of who would and wouldn't kick Alyson Hannigan out of bed for eating crackers