Weekend bits and pieces

This weekend included, in no particular order:

• The biggest, hairiest dog I've ever seen (and she is a love) and the meanest bird (and she is NOT a love)
• Stalking photognome in the ghetto supermarket
• A hot tub full of detergent bubbles. "It's like a Calvin and Hobbes strip come to life!"
• Vodka. 'Nuff said.
• More Irish jokes than you can shake a can of Guinness at
• The Best Geek Pick-Up Line Ever: "Wanna see my minis?"
• "This isn't RetroHaven. This is GhettoHaven."
• Birthday cake!
• Badgers galore!
• PIE!!!!!
• "He thinks you're still a blonde."
• "How dorky are we?!" (this said while people yelled requests for their favorite bizarre web cartoons)
• Birthday cake!
• A very nasty gaming battle that ended with one PC pissing on the dead body of a fallen adversary
• A society matron bagging groceries (badly) at Whole Foods
• A discussion of who would and wouldn't kick Alyson Hannigan out of bed for eating crackers