I really don't want the Lakers to break up.
And why not? Because they're the best show in sports. Prima donnas, temper tantrums, infighting, backstabbing... it's better than reality TV!
I'm not sure what there is in me that gets so much amusement from the Lakers. Probably my sense of schadenfreude.
In other news, thanks to wacko1138 for greatly improving a really sucky day by giving me