“I have figured out why assholes drive hummers! It's because sensible people, who are decent enough to know that you don't drive like an asshole, are too smart to buy overpriced, crappy fuel mileage, "guess-where-my-center-of-gravity-is?" hummers!”
Transcribed by: gina
You know you're getting old when "too drunk to fuck" becomes "too drunk to floss."
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