“I'm in Birmingham. I'm 3 1/2 hours behind schedule. My cell phone is running out of charge. Every electronic device I own appears to be malfunctioning. I'm hyped up on energy drink. I have the nasty stomach ache that comes from consuming too much caffine on an empty stomach. I have road rage and I'm starting to scare myself.”
Transcribed by: vanguardian
You know you're getting old when "too drunk to fuck" becomes "too drunk to floss."
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