Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
Madam President, Queen of Snark
kellinator
  • Mood: amused
  • Music: Monty Python Spam skit

Spam spam spam spam

I get so much spam. Most of it goes to my "junk mail" folder, but it still irritates me, because it's just so damn irritating.

A lot of it is telling me how to increase my penis size. Because I gotta tell you, I lie awake at night wondering "How can I increase my penis size?"
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