It's so perfect I'm pissed I didn't think of it first.
So... Your input requestd. What sort of accessories does the Snark Fairy need? Tiara's a given. I've got a lovely circlet of green roses that some of you have seen, which sadly needs the elastic replaced or something before it breaks, or another copper circlet. A wand's also essential, as deza points out -- or maybe a Snark Stick to whap people with. More?
And for those of you who have seen me lately, should I make sure I get a haircut first?
EDIT: celeloriel says flowers aren't snarky. But I wuv my circlet... Other suggestions?