swiped from half the gamer geeks on my list

Okay, all you D&D (and other gamer) geeks ...

Give me stats.
That's right. I said it...
Hit me with it.

If you were to stat me as a character, what would my stats be?
And what's my alignment?
And just for shits and giggles - what race am I?
Then paste this one in your journal and see what other geeks would give you for stats...