insert your own favorite profanity here

Well, apparently a snake didn't come after me last night, but never mind that because I've got bigger problems.

Being unable to sleep until after two in the morning meant that I slept through my alarm and woke up less than twenty minutes before work. I was still only ten minutes late... but damn am I bitchy. Even more so than normal.

Realllllly hate snakes. Realllllllly hate paranoia.