Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
Madam President, Queen of Snark
kellinator

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With friends like these...

So my phone rings:

alanator: Wanna get drunk and watch the Republicans?
kellinator: [pause for dramatic effect] NO. Not just no, but heellll no. [For those of you who haven't heard me speak, pronounced hay-elll. Note the two syllables. Southern girls know how to swear.]
alanator: What, don't you like getting drunk?
kellinator: I like getting drunk, and I love hanging out with you. But THERE IS NOT ENOUGH ALCOHOL IN THE WORLD.
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