Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
Madam President, Queen of Snark

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“One of the worst days of my life just got even worse when I was tailed by an SUV a few minutes ago. The driver kept honking his horn and waving a sign that said "Bush Won". For a while, I thought he was following me, and I was actually scared for my safety. And for the first time in my life, I really wished I had a gun. So I guess he did his job, huh? Heh. Gotta keep those guns handy.”

Transcribed by: sertrel

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