Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
Madam President, Queen of Snark
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The return of snarky_haiku!

It's been so long since I've written a snarky_haiku (or posted in my own neglected community... I should probably be a more diligent mod and watch out for trolls) that I thought I'd actually commemorate the occasion by cross-posting.

Inspired by a law student giving the evil eye over her shoulder on the way to the restroom.

Walking to bathroom
You furtively glance behind
Going to do coke?
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    You know you're getting old when "too drunk to fuck" becomes "too drunk to floss."

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  • (no subject)

    You know you're getting old when "too drunk to fuck" becomes "too drunk to floss."

  • Here's a longshot

    Is anyone reading this familiar with both The Shield and Days of Our Lives? I may be doing something completely demented for NaNoWriMo, and it's…

  • Game of Thrones geekery

    I want a t-shirt that says TEAM DAENERYS and has little baby dragons climbing all over it. Also, if I were using LJ much and into making icons, I…