Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
Madam President, Queen of Snark
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The return of snarky_haiku!

It's been so long since I've written a snarky_haiku (or posted in my own neglected community... I should probably be a more diligent mod and watch out for trolls) that I thought I'd actually commemorate the occasion by cross-posting.

Inspired by a law student giving the evil eye over her shoulder on the way to the restroom.

Walking to bathroom
You furtively glance behind
Going to do coke?
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  • Do we win the Geek Couple Olympics?

    James and I are sitting here together on the couch, he's rubbing my leg... and we're IMing each other in Google. I love this man.

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    James has a real problem with waiting to give gifts on the days they're supposed to be given. To this day I don't think he's managed to wait till the…

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