Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
Madam President, Queen of Snark
kellinator

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While I'm in my bitch mood...

Just got this email exhorting me to PLEASE look at the sample pages from "the quintessential Spanish text book for legal professionals." In an attempt to prove that he REALLY wants me to look, the writer includes this at the end:

"PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS EMAIL HAS COME FROM A REAL-LIVE PERSON, AT A PERSONAL EMAIL ADDRESS, AND HAS A REFERENCE TO A WEB PAGE THAT GIVES MY VERY OWN PERSONAL CELL PHONE NUMBER. IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CALL ME DIRECTLY!"

Dear Spammer,

Give you a call directly? What a great idea! I think I'll do it tonight. At midnight. While playing Snoop Dogg CDs. With my volume turned up to 11.

Love,
Kelly
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