Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
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random poll

This is the sort of shit that goes through my head when I'm bored. Told you I was about as deep as a kiddie pool.

Michael Jackson really, truly, totally has the flu.

True.
15(13.2%)
False. He's totally faking it.
99(86.8%)

Who do you blame for the cancellation of the NHL season?

The owners
10(8.5%)
The players
13(11.1%)
Both
56(47.9%)
I'm not Canadian, I don't give a shit
32(27.4%)
What's the NHL?
6(5.1%)

LeBron James will be better than Jordan.

True.
17(16.8%)
Are you smoking crack?! That's Michael Friggin' Jordan!!
84(83.2%)

Steve Nash is the MVP.

True.
18(18.6%)
True.
8(8.2%)
True.
11(11.3%)
la la la laa I can't hear yoooooooou!!
60(61.9%)

Britney has now surpassed Christina Aguilera on the Skank-O-Meter.

True.
45(38.5%)
False.
6(5.1%)
I'm holding out for the inevitable Playboy centerfold.
66(56.4%)

Next one in divorce court?

Britney
33(28.2%)
J-Lo
27(23.1%)
Jessica Simpson
31(26.5%)
Paris Hilton (she's not married yet, but can you imagine it lasting longer than five minutes?)
26(22.2%)
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  • (no subject)

    You know you're getting old when "too drunk to fuck" becomes "too drunk to floss."

  • Here's a longshot

    Is anyone reading this familiar with both The Shield and Days of Our Lives? I may be doing something completely demented for NaNoWriMo, and it's…

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    I want a t-shirt that says TEAM DAENERYS and has little baby dragons climbing all over it. Also, if I were using LJ much and into making icons, I…