There are four toilets in the restroom on the floor I work on at the Library of the Damned.
Two have piss on the seat.
One is clogged.
One is full of shit.
I say if you are not intelligent enough to clean up your own fucking mess in the bathroom, you should not be in a (supposed) top-20 law school.
But what the fuck do I know? I'm just someone who doesn't think other people should have to look at my poop.