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I had no intention of watching The Closer, since I've been forced to sit through way too many ads involving Kyra Sedgewick's so-fake Southern accent. But now
Speaking of fucked-up women, Katie Holmes thinks Scientology is, like, cool. This is why friends don't let friends rebound with crazy guys who were on their first marriage when you were in elementary school.
Paris Hilton plans to retire in two years. Waitasecond, partying, shopping, and attention-whoring are now a career? Where do I sign up?
CNN.com has a little checklist up on its main page of the counts against Michael Jackson, for those of you keeping score at home or something. That's just fucked up. Also, a caption reads "Tense times for Jackson's fans outside court." Michael Jackson still has fans?!