Hangin' with Dr. Buss!
Jerry Buss, to the guy shining his shoes: After you finish with that, make me another martini, Jeeves.
Guy, gritting his teeth: I told you my name is Mitch. Mitch Kupchak.
Jerry Buss: That's nice, Jeeves. You missed a spot.
Jeannie Buss: Daddy, can I have a pony? Daddy, can my boyfriend coach the Lakers?
Jerry Buss: Hold on, let me ask Kobe. (He turns to a purple-and-gold altar covered with jerseys, trophies, and a Kobe Bryant bobblehead.) Kobe, can Phil come coach? (He thwaps the table and waits to see which way the bobblehead bobs...)