Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
Madam President, Queen of Snark

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Bert and Ernie -- kinda like Frank and Tim!

I've gone from hating Family Guy (let's face it, the first season reeked) to loving it, but now I love it even more, now that paganmaid has made me aware of the episode where Peter watches Homicide: Life on Sesame Street.

Peter Griffin: I've been watching television so much the shows are starting to run together.
Announcer: [For Homicide: Life on Sesame Street] This show contains adult content, and is brought to you by the letter H.
Bert: [Answering phone] Hello? Son of a bitch. I'm on my way.
[Gets out of bed and gets dressed]
Bert: Some poor bastard got his head blown off down at a place called Hooper's.
Ernie: Bert, I wish you wouldn't drink so much, Bert.
Bert: Well, Ernie, I wish you wouldn't eat cookies in the DAMN BED.
Ernie: Bert, you're yelling at me again, Bert.

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