Here's my impression of Terrell Owens on
Whine whine whine bitch bitch lie whine bitch bullshit "disrespect" blah blah bullshit bullshit bullshit.
This is basically the same as my impression of Raffy Palmiero on SportsCenter, only substitute "I want to tell you but I just caaaaaaan't because my lawyers said so but really, I'm telling the truth and you should believe me" for "disrespect."
Reason #404 I Love Steve Nash: He does not behave like a dick on SportsCenter.
Tennessee killer couple to fight extradition
"I'm not going anywhere without her"? Isn't that what got you in this mess, you idiot?
[censored on behalf of I don't need any more fucking drahmah in my life]