Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
Madam President, Queen of Snark
kellinator
  • Mood: shitfaced and thank God

Motherfucker, Vandy!!

The killer about being a Vanderbilt fan (from birth) and a Vandy student (1996) and a Vandy alum (2000) is that YOU'RE ALWAYS GOING TO SUCK AND EVERYONE'S ALWAYS GOING TO MAKE FUN OF YOU. At least when it comes to football. NOT THAT I EVEN LIKE FOOTBALL. FOOTBALL IS BORING.

Well the thing is, improbably, Vandy's football team was off to a 4-0 start. Against GOOD teams.

And then what the fuck do they do? They go and lose to M-T-S-Fucking-U. At home. You might as well bend over and take it from... ummm... insert something utterly ridiculous here.

Good thing I'm already shitfaced, because otherwise I'd need a motherfucking drink.
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  • (no subject)

    You know you're getting old when "too drunk to fuck" becomes "too drunk to floss."

  • Here's a longshot

    Is anyone reading this familiar with both The Shield and Days of Our Lives? I may be doing something completely demented for NaNoWriMo, and it's…

  • Game of Thrones geekery

    I want a t-shirt that says TEAM DAENERYS and has little baby dragons climbing all over it. Also, if I were using LJ much and into making icons, I…