Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
Madam President, Queen of Snark

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For all those who watch Law and Order: SVU without really being sure why

I just heard that apparently Mariska Hargitay is pregnant.

Come on, SVU snarkers, hit me with your best shot!

Which mildly interesting to wildly tasteless method will SVU use to write the pregnancy in?

Upon Alex Cabot's return to New York to star in Dick Wolf's new show Conviction, she and Liv celebrate with a little bundle of joy. Confusion ensues when Casey insists the baby is hers.
It's Stabler's, of course. OMG EllnLiv 4-EVAH!!!
Liv, stealing a page from a better Law and Order, is a surrogate for her brother and sister-in-law. Oh wait, she doesn't have siblings...
Drunken shenanigans at the SVU Christmas party result in a ripped-from-the-headlines "who's your daddy?" extravaganza.
Liv suddenly realizes she's on Days of Our Lives and she's carrying Brian Cassidy's child even though they only had sex once five years ago.
It's SVU, you idiot. It will be something profoundly disturbing. Like an alien baby. Or a cult. Or an alien baby cult.
Benson will stand behind potted plants for a few months.
I don't give a shit, as long as it means more airtime for Munch and Fin.
No, I like mine better!

All right Einstein, what's your bright idea?


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