“<lj user="kellinator"> has just shucked seven.....dozen....ears of corn for <lj user="zorathenne">'s 4th of July party, and she has threatened vile treatments and used much profane language in the hopes that you who are attending the party will eat the corn. I advise you to go eat it. Hell, I live in Florida, and I'm almost afraid not to drive up and eat it.”
Transcribed by: teague
You know you're getting old when "too drunk to fuck" becomes "too drunk to floss."
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