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recent conversations at Casa Kellinator

Kelly: Do you think when Samuel L. Jackson puts a pot on to boil, he looks at it and says "Now listen motherfucker, you better motherfuckin' boil right fuckin' now?

James: No. He just glares at it and it boils.
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  • Do we win the Geek Couple Olympics?

    James and I are sitting here together on the couch, he's rubbing my leg... and we're IMing each other in Google. I love this man.

  • probably only of interest to the Homicide fans

    (as we walk out the door this morning, after I've thrown something in the slow cooker) James: What's for dinner? Me: Thai beef. James: Oh yeah, and…

  • merry Christmas, baby

    James has a real problem with waiting to give gifts on the days they're supposed to be given. To this day I don't think he's managed to wait till the…