Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
Madam President, Queen of Snark
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because I feel like starting a riot in the comments

Note: I have never read Harlan Ellison nor Connie Willis (and you can't make me feel guilty about it, so don't bother) and therefore I have no dog in this fight. But I just couldn't resist.

What would you do if Harlan Ellison grabbed your boob at the Hugo Awards ceremony?

Squee. It's Harlan Ellison!
1(1.5%)
Grab his nutsack
7(10.6%)
Kick his nutsack
3(4.5%)
Cut off his nutsack
0(0.0%)
Ask him to autograph my boob
0(0.0%)
Smack him
10(15.2%)
Throw him off the stage
2(3.0%)
Flash him (since he's obviously so interested in what I got)
0(0.0%)
Pull out my bowel disruptor
7(10.6%)
Call him a little fuck
5(7.6%)
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  • (no subject)

    You know you're getting old when "too drunk to fuck" becomes "too drunk to floss."

  • Here's a longshot

    Is anyone reading this familiar with both The Shield and Days of Our Lives? I may be doing something completely demented for NaNoWriMo, and it's…

  • Game of Thrones geekery

    I want a t-shirt that says TEAM DAENERYS and has little baby dragons climbing all over it. Also, if I were using LJ much and into making icons, I…