Watching Boston Legal (well, I'm not sure, but it must have been Boston Legal because it's the only thing we watch on ABC), we see a promo for J.J. Abrams' new series, Six Degrees, and its ultracheesy tag line: "Who will you touch? Who will touch you?"
Me (turning to James): I don't wanna watch that. It looks all touchy-feely up-with-people and crap.
The Six Degrees promo is immediately followed by a promo for The Nine, the new show about the bank robbery hostages.
Me (immediately brightening): Oooooooh!! I wanna watch that!