Madam President, Queen of Snark (kellinator) wrote,
Madam President, Queen of Snark
kellinator
  • Mood: envious

The cat is taunting me.

This morning Sam, my landlords' kitty tub of lard, was lying on my bed trying to bite me while I petted him, so I started taunting him: "I'm smarter than you!"

Then I got to thinking:

I'm constantly tired, constantly hungry, and constantly broke.

Sam sleeps whenever he wants, eats whenever he wants, and generally lives in the lap of luxury.

I think Sam is laughing right now.
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