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Kellinator Jones and the Temple of Snark

Madame President, Queen of Snark, There Is None Higher, Bow-Chicka-Wow-Wow

Madam President, Queen of Snark
22 April 1978
Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people.
adult swim, alan rickman, alcohol, anthropomorphizing my cats, aqua teen hunger force, babylon 5, barenaked ladies, barry ween, beavis and butt-head, being easily amused, being lazy, being snarky, bleeding-heart liberals, boardwalk empire, bob dylan, books, bpal, bruce campbell, calvin and hobbes, cartoon network, castle waiting, cats, celebrity gossip, celtic, cheapass games, cheese, chocolate, christianity, civil liberties, cop shows, creative profanity, crochet, crystals, cute stuff, daria, dave matthews band, ddr, depression, ducks, dyeing my hair purple, edward gorey, enfp, england, ethnic food, f. scott fitzgerald, fables, feminism, flannery o'connor, flirting, friends, frumpy the clown, gaming, garth ennis, geek cred, geeks, gemstones, german, get fuzzy, getting my irish up, girly drinks, glitter, gotham central, graphic novels, harry potter, henry fielding, high-drama livejournal posting wars, history, homicide, homicide:life on the street, interesting subject lines, interlibrary loan, john donne, john munch, johnny cash, judd winick, kevin smith, law and order, librarians, libraries, literature, little five points, lord of the rings, love, molly ivins, mythology, nerds, nonfiction, not suffering fools lightly, obscure homicide references, order of the stick, owen wilson, pet shop of horrors, poetry, pop culture, powerpuff girls, progressive christianity, reading, reaper miniatures, recovering academics, red dwarf, renaissance, renaissance festivals, republican-baiting, republican-bashing, retail therapy, richard belzer, role-playing games, romance, romance novels, rubber duckies, rushmore, sarcasm, saying fuck a lot, shakespeare, shiny things, shipwrecks, sifl and olly, snark, snarky haiku, south park, space ghost, stupid lawyer tricks, sudoku, sushi, swearing like a sailor, tarot, the beatles, the great gatsby, the right-wing conspiracy, the shield, the south, they might be giants, thinking too much, titanic, tom tomorrow, toys, trivia, used bookstores, vanderbilt, view askew, volunteer work, wasting time on lj, wes anderson, writing,, x-men, yellow-dog democrats, zadies